Oh! Those Durham Girls!

Noted without further comment:

Police in Durham, in the north-east of England, raided a home after receiving reports of a sex-slavery ring headquartered there. No arrests have been made, since the group appears to be completely consentual, and is part of a splinter "Kaotian" faction of a world-wide "Gorean" movement based on the fantasy novels of John Norman.

Yes, this did hit the news on Thursday, but I was saving it for a slow blogging patch. And, besides, I needed some time to think up a good headline.